It saddens me to say that a vast majority of women have read 50 Shades of Grey. Now, I’m by no means a literature snob, but seriously… that series was HORRIBLE. Like, if it didn’t include the sex scenes, I would have thought a 12 year old wrote it. I know, I know, the author originally wrote it to be fan fiction and got a book deal – but seriously, there is NOTHING about the book that I can give a positive review of. I mean, how do you dress up a book that romanticizes a woman being in a controlling S&M relationship? You don’t.
One of the (many) annoying parts of the book was when Christian (Grey) would tell Ana to stop biting her lip because it turned him on.
For reals?
I tried biting my lip in as many different ways as I could figure out, and I promise you, Mr. 50 Shades of Grey has no clue what sexy is, because it sure ain’t sexy.
















Yep, that looked just about like I did it. ROFL!!
This blog hop is making me feel so much better.
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You can totally tell what books she modeled her fan fiction after, too. Your pictures are hilarious. I tend to bite my lip all the time, but I’m sure I don’t make it look sexy!
the bottom left OH MY GOSH – it’s so funny! I burst out laughing.
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Don’t worry Katie, I failed too LOL. There is no way in this world that anyone can make biting your lip look sexy.
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ROFLMAO on the second to last one!!
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You crack me up! Even though I’ve heard so many people talk about this book, I’ve still abstained from reading it and plan to keep it that way!
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O.M.G. you are hilarious! Confession: I just started reading it… not got to anything remotely sexy yet, but I caved. I did love Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty Series… don’t think this book will compare though. And, I did have a guy once tell me that my biting my lips turned him on. LOL!
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I’ve heard so musch about this book, but I have no interest in it, it just sounds like a glorified trashy book and I really thing it is way overrated….
Your lip biting photos are a hoot by the way!
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I think that in a book about S&M, the biting of the lip probably turns the guy on because she’s BITING. Biting = pain. Just my guess, I haven’t bothered to read the books. (trying really hard to not judge people who did LOL)
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Ha! You are hilarious! I haven’t read that book and I’m honestly surprised that it’s so popular. And I have a lip biting habit and I can attest to the fact that it is not sexy.
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I haven’t read the book and don’t intend to. My 19 year old bought it and was shocked, she said I should have told her not to read it. Of course that would have just made her more determined to read it, so it was kind of a no win situation! Love your pictures
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